eatfishwife.com

Average
out of 100
Fishwife's Starter Pack page has strong bones — clear product name and price above the fold, a prominent sticky CTA, and a smart gifting/bundle upsell — but it's being held back by a catastrophic mobile load time (PSI 35, LCP 20.7s) that will bleed cold traffic before the page even renders. The brand's strongest dimension is Clarity, with a clean above-the-fold layout and specific CTA copy. The single most critical gap is mobile performance, followed closely by the absence of review volume and press social proof that would justify a $78 first-time purchase.
PSI mobile score is 35/100 with an LCP of 20.7s and FCP of 6.8s — a first-time mobile visitor waits nearly 7 seconds before seeing any content and over 20 seconds for the hero image to fully load. TBT of 870ms means the page is largely unresponsive during load. This is a critical conversion killer for cold traffic.
mobile performance · critical
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